U.S. stock futures and bond yields drop on reports Putin has updated nuclear doctrine
Great, I open my Robinhood app and immediately see red because Putin decided to update his nuclear doctrine on a random Thursday. My portfolio was already looking rough from this week, now futures are tanking. Love being a retail investor—just minding my own business, holding bags while geopolitical tensions nuke my gains. Guess I'll go stare at my 401(k) and sigh.